>>20448023>no reason at allonce upon a time there was a young austrian boy who moved to bavaria to enlist in the war to end all wars, this strapping young lad was enlisted to feed his growling belly and served as a messenger through the trenches, the boy performed his duties above and beyond the call of duty and became decorated with the iron cross
after the war to end all wars ended the boy was about to be let go from the military but the lad wanted to stay enlisted so the weimar republic agreed to keep him on as a spy so his job was to spy on a small german workers party which was acting mighty suspicious and was gaining popularity among the impoverished german working class
well the boy did so good at infiltrating and held such passionate speeches that they wished to elevate him into the position of orator inside their party, the weimar republic agreed that this was a wonderful idea so the boy gleefully accepted the position and stayed under cover
then workers party became the national socialists and they along with the communist party overthrew weimar republic and then the national socialists consolidated power, the boy became the fuhrer of germany and that boys name was adolf hitler
