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>[As WWA 233.5 returns from a break, the stacked assistant of SpaghettiDog is in the ring. Thea Thority has a microphone in hand, and as the crowd quiets down, she begins to speak:]
“Ladies, gentlemen, Dog, DOGS and dawgs, we hope you’re enjoying another exciting episode of the Waifu Wrestling Alliance!”
>[A mediocre pop.]
“Yes, well, anyway. As many of you know, we here at the WWA have recently been through an internal audit. While I can’t speak on behalf of our... “lovely”... auditors, I can only let you all know what our wonderful, brave and kind, one Dog Above All, Mr Spaghetti Dog has to say on the matter... eventhoughIhaven’tseenhimforawhilenow...”
“Coming up soon, the WWA will hold Judge, Yuri & Executioner! At this event, the WWA World Championship will be defended by Priscilla Divine, against the one and only Miss USA! Also on this show, we will see Warhorse defend their tag team titles against the winner of the upcoming Derby Match, and -- in an exclusive first announcement! -- Mighty Milf will defend her WWA Intercontinental Championship against former champion, Ash Romero!”
>[All three title matches get a healthy pop, as it’s clear all champions and their challengers, if known, have fans.]
“However, there is one more match that will serve as the main event. A fight for the very control of the WWA itself. That’s right: at JYE: we’re gonna have be a DOG FIGHT.”
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