>>11933532pesky leftists and their "hUmAnItArIaN" views fucked us out of colonies
but in reality what really happened is that the US and the Soviets fed high grade weapons to our niggers in a sensitive time (our ditactor got a bit too hardcore) and fueled their minds with separatist ideals, needless to say they went to shit after they gained independence turns out uneducated niggers can't run a country and for a long time they were pretty much just additions to the cold war proxy warfare
