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Familiar music rings out through the WWA Arena. A collective groan comes from many fans at home or in attendance. Colby Jefferson is here, she's on her way to the ring, and she's got a microphone.
>"HELLLOOO WWA GALAXYYY!"
A few fans get up to go for concessions or the restrooms. Elsewhere in the crowd, people are playing with a beach ball distractedly.
>"It's ME, yours IMMACULATELY, yours DIVINELY, Colby Jefferson, and wouldn't you know I've got a few things on my mind. Now, I know we're long overdue for an episode of Colby's Corner, to which I can only say, 'I'm sorry I haven't found the time to entertain you lately, what with MY FRIEND BEING DEAD and all.' And while I could have done this from behind a webcam, I thought it was past time that I rediscover my love of PUBLIC SPEAKING, so you're getting Colby Jefferson right here on LIVE TV."
Colby spreads her arms and soaks up the crowd reaction. A cricket chirps merrily, and a woman in the stands checks the time on her phone, then shakes the ice in her cup, wishing there was more cola in it.
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