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A Tweetstagram video is posted to both the WWA account and @KaoriThrottle.
The video starts with a sport motorcycle near the beach, engine idling. Footsteps sound in the distance. They get closer, until a figure picks up the phone recording.
Kaori brings it to her face.
>あ、こんにちは。これはオンですか?こんにちは、WWAです。鮫島香織です。
>*AHEM*
Kaori clears her throat.
>Hello WWA. I am Kaori Samejima.
Kaori smiles at the camera.
>I am a two time AJPW triple crown champion. I am a two time Champion's Competitor's winner. That is a round robin tournament, 8 people against 8 other once. I know some of you American fans are ignorant, but it's a grueling tournament. Think the B1, without the comfortable stuff the B1 affords you.
Kaori took her sunglasses off.
>But that doesn't really matter now. What matters is I'm here now. A lot of Japanese belts are here. I want them. I want them bad. But that takes time. And I got time. Oh I got time. Time to show you how good I am. To show you how *BAD* AJPW used me, despite me being their money maker.
Kaori chuckled.
>But we all gotta start somewhere. And this is a new chapter in my life. Scarlet. You're on a bit of a winning streak right? I did a little bit of research. You're really good. Excellent fundamentals. You look great honestly. But you're not *ME.*
Kaori's smile fell from her face.
>And you will find out what it means to wrestle *ME!* SO! I really hope you're not cowardly enough to face me. Two time AJWP triple crown winner. One time Champion's Competitor winner. One time AJPW tag team champion. Two time AJPW hardcore champion. And I pick *you.* So I hope you accept my challenge! No offense, you're good, but I usually have bigger fish to fry. But obviously I shouldn't shoot and challenge Onigiri or KING from the get go.
>あなたははるかに簡単なターゲットです。
Kaori got onto the idling motorcycle and looked to the camera.
>See you soon! Retard!
Kaori grinned before speeding off.
