>>20237599As soon as K-Chan gets her phone backstage, a Tweetstagram stream is started from @KChanAngel.
>WHAT'S UP YOU CRETINOUS INTERNET ADDICTS?! IT IS I, THE INTERNET ANGEL K-CHAN, AND SOON TO BE THE WINNER OF THIS DUMB TAG SCRAPLE OR SCRAMBLE OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER AHAHAHAHA!K-Chan eagerly yelled into her phone.
>See, because I'm so hot, it's easy to forget I have a whole 86 IQ points. I *clearly* planned to win that match just like Priscilla has before. I'm so fucking smart HOLY SHIT!K-Chan giggled, reading her chat.
>Oh Nikki? Yeah I dunno what stick got up her ass. I bailed 'cause it was boring and killing my buzz. And I needed my phone back. Maybe she's just salty cause I won for us again. Don't worry, I'll carry this team to the top, even if Nikki is being a party pooper. That's just what you do as the hottest rising star and rookie in this company! I already won with a roll up and now a count out...hmmm.K-Chan exaggeratedly made a thinking expression.
>Oh I know! Tell ya what chat, I'll win with a pinfall this time. Gotta mix it up right!? Like you can't just do Rush all the time someti-uhhhhhh nevermind ANYWAY who am I fighting next chat?!>...Pizza Girl 2? Pfttttttt I rolled Burnt Pizza Girl's crispy ass up, the sequel isn't gonna be a problem! You think YOU'RE gonna stop me? Fucking *X* BITCH! ...THAT MEANS DOUBT! And the other is uhhhhh...Zunigoth? Who in the...?K-Chan quickly searched up Zunigoth.
>...Well fuck. She's beeg. Well fuck it, I'll tag Nikki in when she's in. Or I'll just like, jump off the ropes or something at her. Or use a chair when the ref isn't looking. Either way, as big and bad as you might think you are, there is nothing stronger than a drug addicted woman DESPERATE FOR FAME AND ADULATION EVEN IF YOU ARE LIKE FUCKING 7 FEET TALL OR WHATEVER FUCK YOU! I'M GONNA TAKE YOU OUT FOR THE MONEY! I'M GONNA TAKE YOU OUT FOR THE ATTENTION! AND I'M GONNA TAKE YOU OUT TO PROVE I'M A REAL DIVINE ANGEL AND NIKKI IS A SHIT! 