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>be me
>ultra Chad
>double PhD Harvard grad
>captain of the rugby team
>baseball MVP
>many successful fox hunts
>on horseback of course
>climb Everest
>get tired of it all
>all of it is too easy
>need a challenge
>need to feel ALIVE
>take on the craziest expedition I can think of
>North Pole
>Challenge Accepted.png
>find remote outpost
>make friends
>use clout and irresistible charisma to acquire supplies, a sled, and a few chonky bois
>go-a prospecting in the Great White North
>a few good hits
>not rich but keeping the dream alive
>who the hell are these crazy freaks?
>Santa? You crazy sons of bitches. I'm in!
>discover and save lost misfit toys
>domesticate yeti
>save Christmas
>feelsgoodman
>retire
>bragging to the locals one day at the pub
>go outside to show 'em how I used to do it
>-clink-
>mfw