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>[Flanked by crustacean companions in a video uploaded to Tweetsagram, it seems THE Boston Crab has something on her mind.]
"So it seems ol' Mouldy Colby had moved on frahm wannin' ta inta-view DEE top rising stah in the Dub-Dub-Ayy ta getting' he-ah wig split by some uddah jabroni dat ain't been seen around 'ere fah sahn tahm now."
"So da way I sees it, DEE Bawston Crahb is back in ackshun lookin' fah compa-tishun! Ah tah-pped out dat floozy Susie, and I bent-'n'-broke da uddah one. So da way I sees it, DEE best wresslah from DEE sittay awv Bawston of DEE United States is looking tah keep da streak alive! An' guess what! Dere's a wicked close show comin' up!"
"And when Ah get dat big win, den Ah guess Ah'm comin' fah dat Innah-connie-nen'al Tahtle! Lahk a sluggah from fenway, DEE Bawston Crahb ain't gunna be stopped! But ah've gotta fix up some past mistakes. So Cah-see Mav'rick! Dia-Mawnd! Joisey-Debbil! One-a-ya take me up and den ya gonna BREAK in da hold known as DEE one and only BAWSTON CRAHB."
