>>11024561>how to cheat the system and get away with wagecucking the least amountI think my system is probably the best for pissing off people who still work.
>Drank my way through a MSc Eng degree, >drank my why through 10 years of piling on more debt. >One day had an alcohol related withdrawal seizure at work >get short term disability from insurance>drink and play vydia for 6 months>fail every blood test to go back to work>get told they might actually have grounds to fire me, but wink wink maybe the gov can help!>get provincial long term disability for no other reason than I like to drink and not work now>creditors told to fuck off because now I'm officially 'disabled'>still have assets, savings, 2 cars, house etc.. >Now have zero credit but own a house and have guaranteed 1200$/month and full dental and drug benefits paid for buy wagecucks for life>work the odd consulting job with old friends to pick up a few K here and there, gov doesn't even care, still get benefit cheques Step up to my level of system manipulation for a virtual NEET lifestyle with no fucks given.
