>>5408132That's a just a larping quote, naturally (everyone knows /bant/ is a Taiwanese garden gnome sculpting forum of peace that would never encourage or condone any illicit acts) but the spirit/principle behind it is entirely reasonable. This fucker summarizes it more effectively than I could:
https://saboteur365.wordpress.com/2014/08/02/why-we-hate-lawyers-because-we-are-all-criminals-now/>You see, lawyers are a class of parasite which lives off the law, that is to say the government. The entire existence of lawyers is subsidized by laws. They see laws as a kind of spider web with which to entangle people and thus force them to purchase legal services to untangle themselves. Everything they do is predicated on figuring out ways to force people to waste their time paying lawyers, but that is not all. Lawyers don’t just have a hand in untangling the people they helped to ensnare; they have a hand in crafting the web. Lawyers can be found everywhere from Congress, to judge’s benches, to lobbying firms to corporations…and they are all conspiring to fuck you over. A lawyer can be likened to a doctor who injects you with a disease, and then charges you for the cure.>However, there is a sort of lawyer which is a special class of scum who combines the worst characteristics of lawyers and politicians: the district attorney (or state attorney, or US attorney). They largely make the decisions on who to prosecute (by this, we mean persecute). This is a tremendous amount of power, and due to the multiplicity of laws all US citizens are theoretically criminals, it is just a matter of deciding who to bring formal charges against. Thus these government attorneys have the power to oppress whichever class of people they want. The leader of these scoundrels, and the one all the rest take their cues from, is the Attorney General. If you don't want to become hopelessly blackpilled, I'd avoid any legal work like the damned plague it is.
