>>9494062Lets be honest, we all love big beautiful breasts.
But they are an anomaly, an aberration.
Most breasts are eyesores and it is impossible to tell while they are clothed.
This is why being an ass man is superior. Not only are asses way closer to the “what you see what you get” marker they are also pliable through different positions to create pleasant forms. Tits are either fantastic or you have to hope they aren’t still an atrocity in mossionarry (protip, they will be)
At the end of the day the only method to deal with shitits is positions that favor the ass: doggy, reverse cowgirl, etc.
This is why only brainlets prefer tits over ass. It simply isn’t a viable manner of picking mates in a clothed world.
Take the asspill
Choose happiness.