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>be me
>25 y.o. virgin
>at banquet
>Shining new ride, it makes crazy noises
>Weeeehaaaa Weeeeeehaaaa
>Shines, top tier speed, beating all my mates at racing
>Meet girl
>Show her my ride
>She likes it
>Comments on my shining armor
>She wants it
>Ride to my place with the maiden
>She pulls up my helmets headcover, kisses me deeply
>FeelsGoodMan.jpg
>Starts stripping off my armor, i help her with that heavy piece of shit
>Goes down to my bottom
>Starts rubbing my crotch
>Autism instincts kick in
>Grab my sword
>Scream DEUS VULT! and chop her head off clean
>tfw still virgin
>tfw didnt have sex before marriage and obeyed the law
