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>Igor met Lenin on a walk in the park one day
>It was love at first sight for both of them
>But they knew being together was near impossible
>Igor was a mere gopnik slav
>But Lenin was the supreme leader of the Soviets
>Of this fact, Igor was ignorant, because he was ignorant
>They went their separate ways until one day all of Igor's vodka ran out
>All of his cigarettes were gone too
>They were taken by the government to give to others who didn't work
>Igor waited until night and snuck into the castle or some shit where Lenin lived because he was the ruler and whatever
>Who else did Igor see but his love
>He was sleeping soundly
>Igor squatted at his bedside
>He stroked his sleeping lover's cheek
>Lenin awoke with a start, only to see the gopnik from the park looking down at him
>They fell into a warm embrace
>They they fucked for hours and hours until Lenin died of a fucking stroke
>The End
