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a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar
bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2
russian says: it's clearly 4
canadian says: it's clearly 4
american says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson
bartender pulls out shotgun and shoots dumb american in face
There is a french, an italian, an american and a mexican in a cliff
The french grabbed a baguette and threw it off the cliff and said: "i don't need it, we have too much of those in my country"
The italian grabbed a pizza and threw it off the cliff and said: "i don't need it, we have too much of those in my country"
the american grabbed the mexican and threw it off the cliff and said: "I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson"
There's a woman dying to sleep with an american. She goes to a bar, has a few drinks, finds an american, brings him home, takes off her clothes, spreads her legs and says "Alright pal, do what you do best!" So he sharts himself and gets shot.
