>>10798538I was taking a huge shit the other day and cried out "Jesus" and behold the enormous turd did pass my arse and splash into the bowl immediately as if a miracle had just taken place.
And lo i didest look upon the turd and it didest spake thus unto me, "To the window, look."
and i didest look and there upon a pink pony was OP.
and the most holy Turd didset spake once again, "Foreasmuch OP tis a Phaggot and verily doth he insert dildoeth unto his anulus."
I have come here to bring you the good news.
