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I am ashamed to admit that I have participated in an act of sexual intercourse in the missionary position with a loving, consenting legal matrimonial partner for the sole purpose of procreation that has been approved by my local church in writing, whilst ensuring my wife was ovulating at such time and that our putrid attempt would be successful... with the lights off... in silence... with only removing the bare minimum of clothing to facilitate genital contact...with a blessed crucifix over the head of the bed to remind us both of the sacred duty that it is. I ensured it was not an enjoyable experience for either of us. I had our local Bishop observe us during the said act, so everything would be Holy and acceptable in the eyes of Mother Church. God be Praised!
