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Hey there Dahnald. No, that's not right. I meant to say: 'Hey there Donald.'
I hope this note reaches you well and I hope your time in the WH is going swimmingly.
How are you doing? I bet you have a lot on your mind right now. Being in charge isn't be easy, as I can imagine, but you already knew that. You've handled bigger jobs before, so don't sweat it, alright? You're doing great. I just know it.
Anyhow, I came down to congratulate you, again. Yes, sincerely. You earned it.
You know, we all thought we had you figured out. You were just some fake conservative who didn't take things seriously, didn't play by the rules. I underestimated you. We all did, actually. You beat us at our own game, and I can't help but sit here with this rueful smile on my face.
Me? No, I'm not sticking around. I have... Other places to go to. I'm very busy! Ha ha, places to go, people to see! Yeah... What? Oh, no hard feelings! It was a campaign, after all! I didn't mind you calling me a liar, or a rat. It was nothing personal, I get it.
So... I guess America just isn't ready for a true conservative Christian like myself. Maybe they'll come around, one day. Ah, maybe not.
Well, it doesn't matter now. I need to......
See you around, Donald.
Oh, and before I forget! You can keep the delegates, Donald. I don't want them anymore. I, ah, found something else. Something beautiful. I'll show everyone, one day...
Well,
So long. Thanks for all the laughs. Ill see you on the otherside..
-Cruz
