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I solemnly swear, in face of the gods, that I will reject porn, degeneracy, lies and procrastination. I will restrict my consumption of online media and increase the consumption of informative, philosophical or otherwise character-building content. I will reject sugar-loaded garbage food and eat exclusively healthy. I will be awake before the sun goes up every day hence forth.
Witness my vow anons, you may not be able to force me to uphold them, but I want this in written text. This year will be the best I've ever lived.