>>6290238Sure Kitchen. You wouldn't be able to tell the difference. You're probably into thicc butts though. I've got a 14y/o girl butt.
>>6290241That will be 8 (you)'s total. Don't worry about paying right now though I know you're good for it. I'll open you a line of credit to cover it don't sweat. You strayans got enough problems without having to worry about spending all your money on flamethrowers and napalm. I'll back your cause.
>>6290242>could you tell me what' was your experience through recruitment?Lies lies and more lies. The Army will lie to you about signing bonuses, the Marines will prepare you to be homeless as shit, the Navy will be the only ones who won't try to fuck you over but they will push you into being a nuke tech and the Chairforce will hand you a bible and a calculator then ask you if the MOAB was dropped on Jesus's doorstep how long would it take for an officer to play a round of golf. In other words the AF will tell you that you're not good enough at anything and you won't cut it.
I don't have a lot of time right now. I'll hop in tomorrow and dedicate some time to answering any questions or clearing up anything you're nervous about. Oh one big thing though. If a medical condition doesn't effect your daily life don't fucking tell them shit. The more waivers you have to get the less likely you are to get in. Keep your mouth shut and only tell them the important shit like if you have a serious medical condition. Otherwise let them find out on their own IF it comes up which you shouldn't let it. For all they know you're a perfectly capable and healthy young man.
>>6290247>>6290249Hey no worries man I understand. Sometimes you gotta get back at people and show them they're not hot shit. You're doing the right thing and carrying on a brave American(leaf)well you're still doing the right thing. That helmet should suffice but be careful with it.
Alright the shop is officially closed.
Have a good night boys. This was fun. See you next time.
