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I love ass ripping super hard. Today I ate some mother fuckin taco bell from the back of my refridgerator, downed it with some whiskey fireball, and then I had a joint i smoked up and ate an entire box of animal crackers, a can of Pringles and some beef jerky, teriyaki flavors. Yummsters. I also got some of those famous white castle burger/ring sandwiches and ate them furiously. The sizzle in my stomach is incredible. Have you ever held in farts for wanting them to be more potent? This is wonderous. My american stomach is full of yoummy treats ready to be digested and full force blast of independence. I can do what I like! For instance i stroll down beach and find this girl on a towel and i think to myself wow she is terrible for letting this skin out and all that. I better RIP on her. So i run over and my asshole burns out a fresh squeezed aeromatic near her and she yells at me to get away and yells for her large boyfriend. I run and get on my BIRD scooter and speed away. It's so funny. My ass right now smells of egg and dog rot. Feet with tons of sulfer and bile food smells. Like a large gargoyle egg that's rotted to the air and you can see the particles flying off of it and going to your nostrils like little soldiers carrying out orders for the winning party. Huzzah! Fearless troops performing their duty to turn your stench holes into stank holes.
