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day 2 of being at work with shit in my pants i can't leave and it looks like today everyone took the day off but i didn't pay my parking fee so my car got towed and now i have the choice of either walking seventeen miles home with shit running down my legs or continue staying here i have a desk drawer with a bottle of jamesons and a .38 revolver too but i forgot the bullets in my car which got towed i also have pic related in my desk drawer because i eat them every day for lunch i have really bad diarrhea and just finished the sixth wave in my pants i also am drinking some aquafina because i have an aquafina 24 pack in my cubicle help what do i do
