>>16109824This is surely off topic but please don't eat canned goyslop. There is so much sodium in that shit you would not believe.
While I'm offering authentic health tips, ever wonder why you take a break from goyslop but you still have the shits? That's the fucking xanthan gum they put in your gluten free food to give it a pleasing texture and consistency. Locust bean gum isn't your friend either. They put that shit in yogurt, sherbet, all sorts of things.
Weekly reminder food that gives you diarrhea is causing bowel inflammation, which will eventually lead to cancer.
>>16109847Has anybody got the one where a guy chugs a bottle of eels? I think he sets it on fire first.