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Hey Normies,
My name is Hans, and I envy every single one of you. All of you are fit, smart, normalfags who spend every second of their day looking at fat ass girls. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever spent a saturday alone? I mean, I guess it's fun partying with people because of your own confidence, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even better than drinking alone and stalking girls on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just give me your best advice. I'm pretty much an autist. I was never captain of the football team, nor starter on my basketball team. I don't play sports, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"! I also get straight C's, and have a banging hot pillow (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash. lel not really, she is only real in my imagination). You are all people who should just party with the best of them. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my waifu
>tfw that is how i spend a saturday
