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i'm PRODUCTIVE all the time my day starts at 02:00 in the MORNING i start by taking my NAILGUN and shooting my PENIS because PAIN is GOOD and FUN is BAD then i make a nice big cup of 500 degree COFFEE and pour it STRAIGHT into my EYEBALLS because COFFEE IS SATAN and PAIN is GOOD then i get into my car but the seats are too comfortable so i CHAIN myself behind a TRUCK instead and let it DRAG me along the ASPHALT to WORK where my boss YELLS at me for being 2 seconds LATE but it's GOOD because SUFFERING BUILDS CHARACTER then I work for EIGHT HOURS STRAIGHT WITHOUT BREAKS because PAIN is GOOD and then SIX HOURS extra OVERTIME until i COLLAPSE on the ground MONDAYS fucking ROCKS
