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I'm in college now and...
Be like me
> Tests and homework
> Put 15 spoons of instant coffee in mug
> Do work
> New mug every hour for 4 hours
> Have to piss every 10 minutes
> Diahorrea after an hour
> Anus feels like it's been raped
> Finish work, lay in bed
> Heart beating really fast
> Face slightly numb
> Use phone until 2 a.m
> Still pissing and shitting every 15 minutes
> Try sleep, can't, check time and it's 4 a.m
> Go to sleep
> Wake up, it's 6 a.m
> Not even remotely tired
> Morty keeps fading into view, ears ringing
> Go to school
> Never felt more energised
