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Kelly Omega finds herself in the WWA Headquarters, once again searching for her tag partner, Mimi Cue. The two were successful in their first outing, but the unpredictable nature of who, or what, Mimi is makes Omega nervous. Once again, she thinks she is in the right place, and speaks to the room in general.
"All right, look, I'd have some time to think about it. Being, or, uh, 'turning into' or 'transforming' or whatever into Sheila was cute, but I have questions. I thought you could only turn into people you'd eaten, but... you didn't eat Sheila, right? When you transform, do you get that person's memories? Because Sheila and I have teamed before, back in Japan, and frankly you knew all of her moves and stuff. That was... kinda cool. But not cool to turn into a friend of mine right? Right. Good. So... don't do that again."
"Our next opponents are Dia Mond and Beera. But they only got here through a quick countout, right? So they'll be fresher than we are... or at least me, I don't really know if you get, like, tired? (Fucking hell, what am I doing here.) But what I'm saying is, they might be even tougher than Scarlet and Nefertiti, and those two kicked the shit out of us. Scarlet is a beast, and man... if what I'm hearing is real... poor Nefertiti. And Beera is actually someone else who has history with Sheila... fuck, how many pies does she have her fingers in? She never did have trouble making friends -- ah, no, not relevant."
"But let's talk strategy. So Dia Mond is a technical chick, right? So we want someone to counter her. Maybe something small and fast? And Beera is... shit, I don't even know. She's a beer-fox, I think? So probably... who am I kidding, I've got no idea. Look, my point is, don't fuck on me. You got lucky that I know how to work with Sheila. And if it wasn't luck, then you'd better have something ready to go. Got it?"
>[Silence.]
"... that's what I thought."
