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Pic related is called pé-de-moleque.
A peanut candy made of water, sugar and peanut. Uma delícia.
When I was a teenager, my mom made an entire pot of this once and something went wrong, as it became extra sticky and tough.
Did that deter me and my brothers from eating it?
No. The entire pot was gone in 2~3 days.
Back in those days I was already naturally constipated, so I only took a shit once a week at best.
But after eating this entire pot of pé-de-moleque, it took me 2 weeks to even feel like I had to go.
But I couldn't. Whatever was inside my ass was too big to come out. So I gave up. Next day I tried again, this time using my fingers to try and claw it out of my ass. No success.
3, 4 days later, and I just said FUCK IT and let 'er rip.
It hurt like a motherfucker, but my ass survived. It wasn't that long of a turd, but it was PRETTY THICK.
I warned my mom and she brought a piece of metal to destroy the shit with before flushing.
Cue 2 months later... and my brother still hadn't gone to the bathroom at all. He even took some laxatives, no effect.
She got concerned and took him to the doctor. He said it couldn't keep going like that or he'd have petrified intestines in no time.
So he started taking some medicine, making hot compresses around his belly, etc, until after about 5 days, he took the megashit. And FLUSHED, no fucks given.
Long story short, the toilet had to be removed, taken outside and washed with a pressure hose to unclog it. Fortunately it got stuck in the toilet and not in the pipes, otherwise accidentally the whole thing.
