>>20503023A video uploaded to ArKade’s Tweetstagram account opens with the camera pointed toward the floor, rendering the uploader unseen. “Have you SEEN this bullshit, senpai!” she shouts. “I ain’t never wanted to be leave London, blud. I ran those ends, believe that.”
“But one day my sister Lexi said ‘hey, ArKade, we’ve got two Irish cousins that are wrestlers and they made lots of money and fame from it, love! So tell you what, why don’t we go be wrestlers too, but in Japan?’” ArKade continues, mimicking Lexi’s voice.
“So of course I came here with her! Sure moving to Japan was mad peak I ain’t gonna lie senpai. I’m never learning this language still. But getting paid for smacking bitches up? I was already doing that shit for FREE senpai! I ain’t turning that down, are you tripping blud? Are you tapped? Sign me the fuck up!”
The camera remains directed toward the floor with only ArKade’s shoes visible. “But now, after a year together in the GJPW dojo putting up with all manner of BULLSHIT from battyboy wasteman trainers that think shouting at trainees makes them hardmen, we finally graduate, then she starts moving mad shady and fucks off to the WWA?” ArKade screams. “And leaves me behind? Are you mad, blud? Nah that’s some bullshit, senpai.”
ArKade’s manner of speech shifts as her voice drops to a low growl. “But it shouldn’t have been a surprise. Because ever since the day I lost a part of myself the rest of you in my family always treated me like I wasn’t really one of you. So maybe it’s time we did something about the resemblance.”
She pans the camera up, revealing that the ginger half of her hair has been bleached white. “Now GJPW and WWA are working together, it’s only a matter of time before the Peng Princess of Piccadilly arrives in America. But first, I’ve got some unfinished business out here in Animeland, blud.”
