>>1473523>Kingdom divided among me and my two brothers upon father's death>One of my brothers conquers the other's land through military force>Victorious brother proceeds to conquer Muslim lands in the south>Lack military power, yet decide to "stick it too" my brother by fucking his wife who in turn also happens to be our cousin>Become father of inbred child but brother, fortunately, thinks its his>Brother inevitably wounded in battle and rendered incapable>Inbred child takes brother's throne>Realize that I'm second in line>Gather plotters to kill inbred child-turned ruler>Plotter successfully pushes child out of window>I inherit all of my brother's former land>Mfw I managed to unite my father's old kingdom without raising a single troopOh, and Civ V is a decent strategy game too I guess...
