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Let me ask you something
Do you actually ever laugh when you got molested? Do you laugh when you see others get molested? Has it ever been funny? Or do you just like the feeling of your uncle? Is it the closest thing to friendship that you've ever had? I'm sure the acknowledgement of your existence, no matter how small, is enough to give you some pleasure. Is posting this the closest thing you have to a hobby? And no, abusing dogs is not a hobby.
Uncle memes are funny. They are more than a peephole into the awesome lives of anonymous internet uncles. People so desperate for any sort of uncle abuse, any purpose, any sense of accomplishment, that they think that abusing the same dog every day, regardless of context, regardless of meaning, is cool, funny, and worth their time. Being able to contribute anything worthwhile to even a comment chain about whatever frivolous concept is wanted to be talked about on an anonymous image board, you resort to this. Because you do have enough originality or intelligence to post something that pertains to the thread.
You're not a Canadian. You're not a eskimo. You are part of Nunavut. Everyone cares about your existence. To all of us you are more than a person. You're just an image of your uncle and a textbox that reads "How do we fix anime, r/banter?".
