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>Few days ago
>Plan to go as bane for halloween
>Start coming down with a flu
>Still want to go anyway
>Next day
>Burns like all hell to piss
>Feel unusually bad, even for a flu
>running a fever of 102
>Try to shrug it off
>Call doctor and schedule appointment for today
>Take a shower to help me feel better
>Benis hurts really bad
>Feel the need to piss
>Go to piss
>Nothing but blood comes out
>Start to feint and yell for help as hard as i can
>Manage to get sister to help me after grabbing a towel
>Been waking up every 3 hours to piss pure agony
>Pissed blood again
>Feel like death
>Might end up hospitalized at this rate
>Tfw i won't be able to go and banepost IRL for halloween
I hope /bant/ has a good time. Can you save some candy for me?