>>11024561Been a neet for roughly 4 years, although it wasn't of my own chosing. I had a steady job for years at an awesome company, great boss, great collegues etc. But the place got shut down due to (((higher ups))) wanting to save a few shekels. I haven't been able to find a job ever since, and i refuse to live in the capital shithole filled with browns and urban faggots. Overall i'm not proud of my situation, but on the other hand, if my country rejects me in favor of cheap brown labor, then i wont feel ashamed either. I just wish it was different. I get by pretty well, although i rent a shitty cheap apartment in a not so great area, it could be worse. The worst part about being a neet is that you're automatically at the bottom of the dating hierachy, so girls have lost interest in me.
I don't endorse this lifestyle, you're better served finding a field you can stand to work in. Don't work hard, just work with something that isn't sul crushing. If you can manage that, you're better off than any neet.
All that being said, here's some strategic advice for securing the neet life. Faking mental health problems seem to be the best way of going about it, but don't tell your psychiatrist that you're schizofrenic or some shit like that, they will know you're bullshitting them. Tell them your depressed and anxious, and have great difficulty in social situations. Also, GET A FEMALE PSYCIATRIST. This is a VERY important step, as men are more likely to see through your bullshit. When you're being evaluated, try to be as spastic as possible. Mumble like an autist, avoid eye contact, etc. When you've been evaluated by some cat lady doctor, go to the welfare office and apply for your neetbux. Do the whole Sam Hyde bit about making yourself as miserable as possible. "AAAHHHH GEEZ DUDE I GOT THESE PILLS BRO I NEED MONEY FOR MY MEDICAL BILLS". Show up in sweatpants, don't shower, etc etc.
Life is a fuck.
