>>8934758It was all just a big misunderstanding; a lot of saber-rattling and heated debate that triggered the wrong itchy finger.
A trader who calls himself Smooth Legs Greg has arrived in Leafistan with what he calls a temporal transmogrifier, like a time machine that doesn't necessarily allow time travel but instead lets the user edit past events, like deleting a layer in Photoshop. The machine looks like a soft pink Ellesse backpack.