So today I bought my first sex toy: a flashlight pussy that vibrates, paid around 30 dollars for a Chinese model at a local sexy shop.
I got home and tested it, OMG it's fantastic! It feels much better than real pussy because:
1.It's REALLY tight. Like, the entry hole is the size of my pinky, no carousel rider out there is even close to this.
It vibrates. This makes a hell of a difference, my standards for pussy were really leveled up today, getting a model that vibrates is a MUST.
No condoms or pull out.
Completely STI risk free, no chance of being sent to jail for child support, it's just great to cum inside of it and not worry about shit.
I got home and used it for the first time, I came harder with it than with any woman I've been with. I named my sex toy Julia (lol).
I now feel ZERO interest in chasing tail, unless her pussy is air tight and can vibrate, I'm not spending a dime on her.
MGTOW works yet again!