>>5087936Let's see here... Okay I have quite the magnificent tale for you, button/ade/bearposter/tewiposter/kotposter/spazanon.
It all started many years ago when I was a young lad, my parents at the time had made the decision, without my consent to enroll me into a martial arts school. Since I was such a fat bastard at the time, I didn't do very well, but that's besides the point. I trained to become better but I didn't have enough dedication, so the instructor publicly humiliated me in front of the entirety of the class and audience when I'd messed up enough. My father did not stand for this since he's such an egomaniac. To him, his son getting humiliated brought about the same kind of shame that you get when you're humiliated yourself. My father, disappointed by my lackluster progress, sent me to a mountainous region in Eastern Europe in order to train me thoroughly in the art to make sure I'd never be humiliated again. Me, being my young and gullible self, followed my father's orders blindly, not understanding the absurdity of the situation. I'd trained there for seven years before my father gave up on me and sent me to a dump of a house in the Southern US so he could get rid of me. This is where I tripped while running on sand and hurt my toe pretty bad.
