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>be me
>work in a small office with one co-worker
>said co-worker is an early-twenties Reddit-browsing obese neckbeard that looks like the Mexican version of Boogie
>8am
>arrives to work, immediately unloads a backpack full of food into his personal mini fridge and pantry
>heats up eggs and porkchops in the microwave
>turns on twitch stream and begins consuming massive amounts of food
>consumes food while consuming media, grunting and making obscene noises
>appx 70dB belch with accompanied bad breath and foul porkchop odor
>bathroom break
>returns to desk, melted into chair. Twitch stream is playing with faggot gamers screaming at max volume, but he isn't watching it. He idly scrolls on his phone with smug eyebrows raised and grunts occasionally
> bathroom break
>time for a well deserved break. Mountain dew and hotpockets.
>bathroom break.
>12pm
>lunch time. Leaves office to do whatever (probably eat).
>1pm
>returns to office with casarole covered in tin foil and 1 liter of mountain dew
>melts into chair and unwraps. porkchops again. the office is permeated with the smell of gravy.
>twitch stream back on, full volume. consume.exe
>bathroom break
>melts into chair and belches then cracks neck several times
>begins browsing for useless shit to buy
>bathroom break
>5pm
>see ya tomorrow anon
