>>20445433>"You sure did, of course you went on to defend that title twice. The first being in that second match you mentioned, and then again at Beach show last year. You then went on to lose the title in that first ever 8-Waifu Clusterfork. Forgive me for saying, maybe something of a low point for you?""Oh, not at all, Jones! Not at all. I was thrilled to be involved in something that set up for the future. You know, I really did have some high hopes for the division, and I was quite happy when 'Red Hands' won the title. Some of the competitors there have of course gone their own way since, but that is not something to be upset about. Things got a little bit hectic for all of us around then, but the diverse and wide-ranging list of champions from then until Waifus Collide II really is something to be studied. You know, Japanese beauties, Texan athletes and of course the great Canadian, Pizza Girl. All of them did a wonderful job -- and, oh my goodness, I can't forget Maria. Again, she's simply wonderful. I can't wait to pl-pl-plaaya yplapylpay plplay play with her again."
>"And who could forget, we saw you defend that title once in a singles match en route to the Kitchen show.""Well, lately things have been a little bit chaotic, I do have to say, Jones. After defeating Maria, I had a wonderful meeting with a new friend of mine in my loft downtown; we spent hours practicing our sign language. Not many people know, but I'm totally fluent, since childhood. It does the body and mind well to converse without words. And you all know, there was that lovely party thrown by Priscilla Divine. We didn't speak, but I saw her across the room. That outfit! She's gorgeous, isn't she? So soft in all the right places. Oh, she looks good enough to eat sometimes. I just want to jam my teeth into her guts and rip and tear until it's done. But I'm sure she hears that from all the girls."
>[A slight wink to the camera elicits some 'ooh's from the audience.] 