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>tfw I met Joe Jackson at a celebrity roast and refused to acknowledge him or shake his hand
Short old guy dressed like Hugh Heffner. Fuck that piece of shit. I hung out with based (((Larry King))) and Dan Marino instead. Didn't realize how fucking big Dan Marino was. Jesus fuck. Pic related. Here's Gilbert Gottfried for comparison. I'm 5'10"/178 cm.
Okay, back to the topic at hand.