>>22200712>hello sir, so uhm>your employee right, James Downey>so have you heard of the comedian Samuel Whitcomb Hyde? Yeah so->nonono sir this is serious, I swear>so he was on this show with Sam Hyde, and he assaulted a woman with a mallet when she tried to break his toy phone[boss hangs up]
>>22200717Because depending on how much of this works he might actually kill himself, in other words content! Nah jk. He's said that the only thing he'd actually rope over is if we made fun of his rape trauma
