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All tank platoons should be assigned a faggot for the relief of combat stress. The criteria are as follows:
1. Racially appropriate - white faggots for white platoons, black faggots for black platoons and so on.
2. Apolitcal - The faggot should not be bringing /lgbt/ shit to the unit. Tanks and dicks are the faggots only concern.
3. Complete slut - make sure everyone gets a turn and no one feels left out.
4. Gossipy as fuck - Faggot should always know what's going on in other units.
5. Unashamed whore - if the platoon needs supplies and the supply company sergeant needs his dick sucked to make it happen, faggot cannot hesitate to do his duty.
6. Thick skull, strong nerves - faggot cannot scream every time the tank gets lit up.
7. Understanding nature - some men are going to have a problem serving with a faggot, faggot is responsible for making sure they too are comfortable.
8. Disease free, fully vaccinated, hygenic - what faggot gets everyone gets, acquiring an STD is ground for court martial, if the STD was acquired due to the irresponsibility of the faggot, faggot is dishonorably discharged.
9. Only the faggot is gay. Everyone else is just doing what they need to do to maintain combat readiness. Faggot is responsible for ensuring his platoon members for heterosexual relationships which will lead to marriage and kids.
