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>Waking up to Betty holding a knife to your scrotum after she dreamt that you cheated on her, swiftly disarming her, and then sternly warning her to never do that again.
>Tying Betty to a chair and having her watch Khan Academy videos to mitigate her various cognitive impairments.
>Making Betty pray to God and stop spewing paganism nonsense.
>Teaching Betty how to properly conjugate Spanish verbs.
>Comforting and holding Betty when she starts crying for no reason.
>Aiding Betty when she gets stuck in Wolfenstein.
>Forcing Betty to read the classics so she can improve her verbal reasoning.
>Ensuring that Betty wears proper protective gear before she rides her dirt bike.
>Committing Betty to rehab once her alcoholism gets out of control.
>Disciplining Betty everytime she misbehaves.
>Making Betty kiss Letty.
>Protecting Betty from satanic forces and broken glass.
>Taking Betty out for sorbet.
>Keeping Betty safe from herself.
