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>wake up
>be Chinese
>turn on Glorious Republic's local news
>that girl I liked was eaten by an escalator yesterday
>eat my breakfast rat and head for work
>train I was on derailed, killing 12,000
>crawl from wreckage and make it to factory
>I was 0.3 minutes late
>my social credit score has been lowered, will receive visit from my local beating police tonight
>start day printing bootleg Ben 10 merchandise stolen from stupid white pigs on the internet
>3 dozen co-workers died horribly, including my neighbors in shitty cramped apartment
>days over, head home
>2 semis with tankers of gas tipped over, destroying the highway and killing 1,456
>kick unsupervised toddler
>finally make it home after stepping over a corpse in front of my apartment
>eat the rest of that cat I fried for dinner last night
>hop on the internet to the incredibly narrow list of government-approved websites
>defend China as the greatest country on Earth
