>>18573001Absolute minimum:
Under 38 years of age
Wants kids
Either has a job and savings if older OR is very serious about being a stay at home mom, and by very serious I mean she's literally traditional, knows how to cook and craft, cleans religiously every day, all that shit.
Less than 160lbs
Not black
Nipples aren't black/dark/weird looking
No tattoos (will let 1 dumb ankle tat she got as a teen slide probably)
Has a good relationship with her parents/family
Is not a rabid lefty. Some lefty is okay, but the moment it's too far it is a hard no.
Does not have friends who I can tell influence her to be a bad person/bad woman, has good friends who are positive with interests that align to being a happy couple/social units together.
I would rather be single than accept any less than this. I have always stuck to this belief. I adopted these thoughts when I was a teenager and noticed the most depressive factor in every man's life was a shit partner.
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Been married for 11 years now, my standards worked.[/spoiler:lit]