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>be me
>recruit in most powerful army in the entire world
>be in the biggest army in the world
>all of my fellow servicemen are my brothers, I love them all.
>never had much of a family growing up, but thats okay, because my brothers and sister are my family
fast forward a few months
>Get a call that we're going to war
Letsdothis.exe
>apparently we're taking on the most evil regime in Asia
>actually scared that we wont win but with my family at my side I know we can take on anything
>recruits from various parts of the globe, no matter where we're stationed , start spreading awareness about the war
>we start winning the war
>and by winning I mean winning big
>like BIG, big
>however, some rogue losers in our army threaten the entire war for us
>they do heinous acts that are things no person should ever do
>our General sees this
>orders an immediate end to the war as to prevent more heinous acts from occuring
>remember we are the largest army in the world, around 96,000,000 recruits at the time im writing this
>"Out of 96,000,000 people you're bound to get a few degenerates, Im so proud of this army,"
actually shed a tear that our hardass general is getting like this
>When you literally have the world at your fingertips, its important to remember your family that got you there.
>even though the war is over, they will always be my brothers in arms
>and to our General.
>well
>I only have one thing to say to you
#ThankYouPewdiepie