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>never worked a day in my life
>never paid a cent in income tax
>bludged on dole for 10 years
>1 year on DSP
Thanks wagies. I like my new shed btw.
Some tips for fellow NEETs:
>living with parents isn't sustainable - get yourself a cheap block of land. Then transfer it to your parents or relatives name. A very cheap caravan or a shed is ample space for a NEET. I have defeated the electricity jew, the gas jew, the water jew and the garbage disposal jew.
>take out loans, then never repay them, and file for bankruptcy. BNPL is an easy rort.
>getting classified as disabled is a good way to get premium NEETbux. I get ritalin for $6 per bottle subsidised by wagies and sell it for $150 per bottle.
>uber eats and doordash scams. Order goyslop to be left at your door, eat the goyslop then submit a claim that items were missing/food wasn't delivered. I can afford 7 meals a week of goyslop and get a significant portion of that back in refunds. Plus, you fuck over goyslop companies (owned by jews) and delivery drivers (usually shitskins) so it's a win win.
