>>19183714>"Not gonna lie, between training with 'Suki and watchin' the B1, this old dog's feeling the itch again, and it ain't just a skin condition from not washing my bedsheets this time. I might have a match or two left in me after all, if the right opportunity came up..... say, like a certain star that I put over selflessly twenty years ago deciding she's finally a big enough woman to return the favor."Judy rolls her eyes and scowls.
>"But nah, instead all I get is disrespect so far, even from the old vets! Shoot, even Ginny's burying me on podcasts, so she can keep cashing those All-Petite checks from Toni Khan, who I'm not even gonna bury for the coke angle, because anyone who says they don't find fourth gear better after taking a quick snortski at gorilla's a damn liar--except speaking of liars, that coulda been ANYBODY who 'allegedly defecated through the sunroof of Toni Khan's Camaro' and you've got no proof except a bunch of shifty 'eyewitnesses' with their own agendas and some crappy doctored videos that a couple of marks claim they took with their cell phones. Fuck the NDA I signed, I pled 'nolo contendre' to that one, and that's lawyer-speak for 'I DIDN'T DO IT'!">"Shoot, when even that sanctimonious geek Brooke Phillips knows you're a pussy..... it's bad, people."Judy shakes her head, then pulls a hip flask out from her purse, pours it into her soft drink, and gives the cup a shake, then takes a big slurp of its contents.
>"Point being, I deserve a better legacy than this! Hell, maybe this makes me a mark, but I wanna go over one more time. The ultimate gameshow ending to a career that's been going since '95. The old dog deserves one more day in the sun, damn it!" 