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It's a mystery beyond imagination how jacking off can turn one's day around. You give your unlikeable ding-a-ling one stroke, think maybe it's not too late to go back, but by the time you process this you're already in for the second and the third stroke. Then when you reach the eleventh or the twelfth you're ready to release your disgusting slimy fluids. You could have made a kid out of that, you just threw one life out of the window, shame on you... but once you catch on you're too pooped to deal with matters of life.
Masturbation isn't a sin, but a heavenly gift.
