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How about a drunk fuck-up thread, I'll start.
This happened to me yesterday
>be me, 15yo m
>every night go out with friends
>get high and play uno
>this time to spice things up suggest playing shot uno
>down half a bottle of smirnoff
>we finish the game but we decide to whip out another bottle of jack and daniels
>get drunk out of your mind
>an old guy comes to us and tells us to be quiet since it's 2 am
>whatever.jpg
>go to a nearby beach with a lot of sunbeds
>everybody lays down
>the drugs and alcohol are starting to kick in
>we start talking about random shit
>since I'm basically in a vegetative state start talking gibberish
>without much thinking i just blurt out a sentence expecting everyone to just brush it off as drunk talk
"Holy shit dude Anonette is fucking hot."
>instead everyone starts mocking me and asking me if i would fuck her and stuff like that
>say yes to most of them since you don't really care
>wake up tomorrow
>go to friends house
"Hey Anon do you remember this from yesterday?"
>they show me the video
>mfw it's a video of me saying i wanted to fuck Anonette despite her only being my friend
>mfw they sent the video to Anonette
>mfw she says she never ever wants to approach me again
Why God, what did I do to deserve this?
