>>5795545>boring fags act like they don't know what POTC is>boat doesn't go to shore>keep glaring back at me as we just pass the town and keep going>rest of ride is just a bunch of really fake sets and for some reason Jack is pretending like he's actually fighting people and cares about any of it and he just gives me a mean look whenever I spot him and wave and yell to him to bring some rum and come sit at the back with me>ride fucking sucks now>get to one part where he's talking to this pretty woman in a colonial dress>bail on shit dire and swim to them, current is strong af and hard to climb up to them but manage>Jack looks really mad>knock him out with a prop and say "I'm not gonna be your leverage anymore">was style as fuck but everyone was yelling at me like the lame fags they were>try to seduce woman but she fucking brings out a cellphone and calls security>wasn't even a real pirate, whore, or townsperson, was ANOTHER fucking actor>get escorted away VERY roughly, they say Jack isn't pressing charges (though they refuse to call him by his name) but if I'm ever seen at Disneyland again they'll call the cops on me>forced out of Disneyland>didn't even see the slightest sign of ElizabethDISNEYLAND SUCKS
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