DUMBEST FUCKS IN RECORDED HISTORY
>Mao sees birds eat grains >He tells 1 billion chinese to kill all the birds in China so that the birds won't eat their grains anymore >1 billion chinese kill all the birds in China >with no more birds, the insect population explodes in China >the insects eat all the grains >45 million chinese starve to death https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_Campaign >>Mao needs steel to make buildings >He tells 1 billion chinese to stop farming and working, and instead to melt down all their metal to produce steel >1 billion chinese gather every single piece of metal in sight, including farming tools, pots, and pans >1 billion chinese chop down every single tree in sight to fuel the furnaces, and even tear down their houses to provide more wood >In the end, 1 billion chinese produce millions of tons of useless pig iron that is completely unusable >1 billion chinese now have no homes to live in, no tools to use for farming, no pots to cook food, no wood to heat the pots, and no food to eat in China.
